My Life

Tuesday i have a seminar.God knows what will happen coz i have'nt got any materials from the net on the subject.Now i will have to fall on my knees in front of my teacher either to get that seminar postponded or that seminar be swaped with other students.I am going to my hostel on monday morning.My internal exams are starting next week(monday) so i won't be coming home next week.So i can't post any thing for one and a half week at least.Then comes the most awaited Onam holidays.

Is this u r answer sheet

u are looking at the original answer paper which made the whole kerala laughing!!!!!!!

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VINEETH V
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FRESH THOUGHTS

Life is like having a cup of tea.....
You sit by the side of the window,
lift the cup and take a careless sip ,
Then only u realize,
some1 forgot to put the sugar.
Too lazy to go for it......
U somehow struggled through the sugarless cup of tea......
Till you discover undissolved sugar crystals is at the bottom...
---That's LIFE ....................

*Master Piece *


This bridge is half under the water, for
ships to pass and then again, it comes out on the other side.


Truly a marvelous piece of engineering!

This bridge is between Sweden and Denmark

How the World is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




--
Always Yours,
vineeth v

SOME DEFINITIONS

SOME DEFINITIONS
. NIIT : Not Interested in IT
. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
. INFOSYS : INFerior Offline SYStems
. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
. DELL : Deplorable Equipment & LackLusture
. PCS : Poor Computers Systems
. SPARC : Simply Poor And Redundant Computer! s
. SUN : Surely Useless Novelties
. CRAY : Cry Repeatedly After a Year
. ICIM : Impossible Computers In Maintenance
. TI : Tactless Idiots
. BPL : Below Poverty Line
. HP : Hungry people

PAKI - JOKES------------CHECK OUT THESE JOKES ON PAKISTANIS! ANY CONTRIBUTIONS FROM YOUR END TO IMPROVE INDO-PAK RELATIONSHIPS ARE WELCOME!


1.Did you hear about the latest Pakistani invention?
A.It's a solar powered flashlight.

2.Did you hear about the other latest Pakistani invention?
A.The new automatic Pakistani parachutes:They open on impact.

3.How do you sink a Pakistani battleship?
A.Put it in water.

4.Did you hear the news about a 747 which crashed in a cemetery inKarachi?
A.The Pakistani officials have so far retrieved 3000 bodies.

5.Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who wanted to beburied at sea on his death?
A.Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.

6.Did you hear about the other tragedy in Karachi?
A.There was a terrible power cut in Karachi's Four SquareShopping Mall:people were stuck on the escalator for 4 hrs.

7.Did you hear about the Pakistani family that froze to deathoutside a theatre?A.They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the winter".

8.Did you hear about the Pakistani Air-Force helicopter crash?
A.The pilot felt cold,so he turned off the fan.

9.Why do Pakistani dogs have flat noses?
A.They get it from chasing parked cars.

10.Did you hear about the Pakistani who studied diligently for 5days?
A.He was scheduled to take a urine test.

11.Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library?
A.Somebody stole the book.

12.Why did Nawaz Sharief decide to have only 4 kids?
A. 'cause he'd read in the newspaper that 1 out of every 5babies born in the world today is Chinese.(-from my friend)





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