FRESH THOUGHTS

Sunday, August 20, 2006

SOME DEFINITIONS

SOME DEFINITIONS
. NIIT : Not Interested in IT
. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
. INFOSYS : INFerior Offline SYStems
. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
. DELL : Deplorable Equipment & LackLusture
. PCS : Poor Computers Systems
. SPARC : Simply Poor And Redundant Computer! s
. SUN : Surely Useless Novelties
. CRAY : Cry Repeatedly After a Year
. ICIM : Impossible Computers In Maintenance
. TI : Tactless Idiots
. BPL : Below Poverty Line
. HP : Hungry people

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